Absolute Zero

Absolute Zero

Characters:

David: The Good Guy, head scientist who’s trying to figure out why florida is freezing over.

Brenda: David’s ex, married to Jeff, never swears.

Sophie: Jeff and Brenda’s daughter, really annoying.

Dr. Veet: a greedy little bastard, dose not seem to realize Miami is completely Frozen over and everyone in the State of Florida is Dead Freezes to death.

Jeff: A local Professor, married David’s ex wife, dies when his car flips over.

Philip: A Grad Student who is a big fan of David’s work , a very large nerd, falls to his Death.

A.J.: Another Grad Student who is actually smart, and cool, actually survives

Harchel: David’s friend who is doing research in Antarctica, Kinda looks like a skinny Santa. Freezes to death.

Dempsey: Head Scientist, an asshole, has a funny name, freezes to death.

The Whole Antarctic Base: Everyone Freezes To Death

The State Of Florida: Freezes To Death It really Makes No Sense





Plot:
After A Group of Scientists and Grad Students Find out the truth about the ice age being caused by Earth’s Polarity, it happens Again After Freezing Florida, and turning Canada and Siberia into deserts. All hope seems lost, will our group survive? Will They Be Found? Does anyone Read my Reviews? Two of these questions will be answered One will not.



Review:
Wow The creators of this film must really hate Florida Well anyways this is one weird movie You see, this group containing Two actual Scientists, two Grad Students, and a elementary School teacher believe the Earths Polarity system is going to cause the next ice age. You See in they have four hours to warn people 30 miles north and south of the Equator before it freezes over into the next ice age due to the shifting Polarity systems. As you can tell the plot is ridiculous and stupid yet strangely enough makes sense.
This movie Greatly Suffers from The occasionally horrid acting and some truly Horrible special effects. The Directing is pretty average, nothing out of the ordinary here. Absolute Zero is nothing more than a forgettable, made for T.V. Disaster Flick. Watch it if you into disaster films but if not it’s really not worth it unless its on T.V.



Gore:
Nothing unless you a cool looking Frozen Skeleton.


T&A
None.


Bodycount: The State Of Florida.




Rating: 2.5/5


Review By: Ian Berling