Blood Feast 2 :All U Can Eat

Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat

Characters:

Faud Remises The 3rd : The main character, his grampa killed lots of people and ate them Oh and he runs a family owned catering business. Shot to death

Detective Loomis: Myers’s partner, always eating I’m not exaggerating either Acts a bit like myself.

Detective Myers: The anti Faud Remises The 3rd guy who apparently hates him ‘cause his Grampa ate his dad...... Yup, its gonna be a looong movie Head crushed by giant falling statues.

Trixie: Faud’s girlfriend, gets her throat slit.

Tiffany: A girl who’s having a wedding but falls for Faud Remises The 3rd instead, ends up going out with Detective Loomis.

Mr. And Mrs. Lamply: Tiffany’s parents, ones a nerd and the other is a bitchy spoiled woman, guess which is which, Nah really? Die in this order, stabbed, and eyes gouged out.

Bambi Deere, Misty Morning, Lacy Undies, Trixi Treater, Candy Grahm, and Brandi Alexander: the bridesmaids and all lesbians, and all are killed off in VERY gory ways




Plot:
Faud Ramses III , the grandson of Blood Feast's protagonist, moves into his granddad's catering shop. It isn't long before Faud proves to be a chip off the old block, as he lures buxom young women into his lair and carves them up for sandwiches. Will the girls survive? Will Anyone survive ? ? Will I ever watch a good movie?




Review:
Holy Sh*t This movie is great This is the sequel to the cult classic gore film Blood Feast, and I actually belive its better than the first By a f*cking long shot This movie is so very amazingly gory that its just kinda wrong, but its also so damned funny that many times you will question your sanity, after laughing at the many failed murder attempts. And damn is this movie cheesy or what

Here’s a couple of my favorite lines


“Lightening never strikes in the same place twice.... Except For Wisconsin”

“Ouch My Fingers, I swear I’m gonna kill that woman”

“We’re gonna go get some tacos.”
“But What about the sex offenders?”
“ I Need My F*cking Tacos ”

“They just found a woman’s body”
“Aww, sh*t, can we still stop for donuts?”



If you don’t call that cheesy, funny entertainment at its best, I don’t know what the fuck ya would It’s so satisfying, its got everything Gore, cheesy jokes, parodies of lesbian bridesmaids, and gore But now on to something else

The directing here is only average, but actually its not, it was pretty damn good also, Hell, the only bad thing was the acting And yes the acting did suck horribly and yes all the actors were more than likely extremely high while making this film, but it just adds to the cheesy 80's feel this movie has I don’t care who the f*ck you are, this movie is f*cking brilliant If you call yourself a horror fan this is a must, if not stick to your gay PG-13 ghost movies



Gore:
Some intestines, a ripped open throat, a hand through a meat grinder, some very gory guts, brains Pulled out of ones ear , a knife through the stomach, really gory eyes pulled out with a spoon , a Tongue pulled out, a decapitation, some gory brains, a face peeled off, a slit throat, a crushed Head, eyes gouged out, not to mention the extreme amounts of blood squirting every where And Some really gory dead bodies.


T&A:
Well actually while there is a lot of it, it is
Mostly for comedy and making fun of lesbians,
So yeah there is a lot here


Bodycount: 10



Overall Rating: 4.5/5
Almost perfect but.......



Review By: Ian Berling