Lake Placid 2

Characters:


Sheriff Riley: the local Sheriff of the town, does not take missing persons reports very seriously, or old people for that matter...

Scott: Sheriff Riley’s son who lives in boston and goes to Maine for the summer... poor dude...

Emma: The sheriffs EX wife, who works for the Fishing and Wildlife department, a survivor!

Kerry: A local on the lake, who, seems way to clean to be living in Maine, Falls for Scott, and lives!

Strutters: A hunter who is out to kill the crocs, decapitated by crocs.

Ahmad: A man who owes his life to Strutters after he saved him from a evil lion, killed by croc.

Thad: A serious hick who is very, very unclean and apparently very rich, an extreme hick, and dumbass, going out with Kerry, well at least he was until he get

Rachel: Holy shit, what the f*ck is wrong with this stupid *ss b*tch? She’s a stupid sk*nky bad actress who is rich and bitchy Damn do I wish her self centered soul to hell! Thank god she gets eaten.

Larry: Stupid guy who is also a bad actor, for some very weird reason goes out with Rachel, eaten.

Crazy Sady: A crazy old lady who lives alone on the lake, likes to feed people to three alligators who live on the lake, eaten.

Frank: The local hippie, and apparently everyone thinks he’s a stoner, Redefines the words “Bad Acting” before he gets eaten by a crocodile.

Dale: The Sheriff’s Deputy, apparently he’s got something against stoners and hippies. Gets his arm ripped off by a crocodile.

Tillman: Frank’s fellow bad actor... errm wait, I think I mean hippie who gets dismembered by large crocodiles who live in Maine.

Max, George Bush JR, and Martha Stuart: Yes These are the names of the three crocodiles... stop laughing I'm serious!!! I never knew crocodiles lived in Maine though...




Plot:
People start disappearing on a small lake in Maine, and as the story goes Three crocodile are the cause of the disappearances. Well the local Sheriff teams up with a hippie, his Ex wife and two hunters to take them out. A party is going on at the lake, which very well could mean a hillbilly Buffet! Can the sheriff save the partygoers? Can he kill the crocodiles? Will I ever get good internet connection?



Review:
The best way to describe this movie is would be calling it a Horror-Comedy which isn’t that funny. This movie actually only has three things in common with Lake Placid. First: it takes place in Maine. Second: there are multiple killer crocodiles in it. And third: there are crazy old ladies in both (even if the one in the First one is much more entertaining). There is really not that much to say about this movie, its unoriginal, its got some O.K. special effects, is kinda funny (there are only two scenes that actually made me laugh.), and for the most part its pretty entertaining.

The directing is really good. It looks like the movies entire budget was spent on the director as everything else was not to cool. The acting is for the most part truly Abysmal, with like three good actors and about 30 horrible actors, it looks like most of these actors were put in there for free as the acting really reeks. Sadly the movie was not very gory but all in all this was a pretty entertaining movie which like most movies, has many ups and many downs.




Gore:
A couple of severed limbs, a decapitation,
And a non gory severed head.


T&A:
It actually looks like there’s some but its
All cut out, seeing that it’s a made for T.V.
Movie.





Body Count: 9

Rating: 3/5
Reviewed By: Ian Berling