Megasnake

Characters:

Lester: Main character, go figure he hates snakes haha, drives ambulances for a living..

Erin: Lester’s girlfriend who wants marriage for some reason, is a park ranger.

Fae: Lester’s partner who is kinda skanky, gets eaten by MEGASNAKE.

The Indian Guy: He’s a main character, and I know they say his name, but I cant remember it haha.

Big Bo: The dumb redneck sheriff who is Erin’s partner. Bleeds To death after getting his arm ripped open by the MEGASNAKE.

Ralph: Stupid guy who is Lester’s brother. Accidentally unleashes MEGASNAKE! Eaten.

Patterson and Ernie: Two dumb, greasy, redneck brothers who really, really like guns! Die in this order, Patterson is eaten, and Ernie has his head crushed, all by MEGASNAKE.

Megasnake: This giant evil snake that grows like hell and likes to eat people. Has stomach sliced open by Lester.



Plot:
Here we go... Alright, there’s a old Indian legend that a giant snake who’s name I have yet to spell right, so I call it megasnake Well anyways the legend turns out to be true and megasnake comes back to life and starts eating rednecks How can the snake be stopped? Why does it eat greasy people? (I heard they tasted like Burger King) Why did I like this movie?



Review:
Well as you all can tell this sounds like every other killer (Place Name Of Animal Here) movie, and well it is, but Damn does this snake look f*cking awesome or what? And the fact that it stars out small and grows while it eats is pretty damn cool The snake mainly swallows people whole so the movie isn’t all to gory but it is pretty cool, and VERY predicable, but at least it was fun, right?


The directing is very ordinary nothing real bad but nothing out of the ordinary. The acting is kinda shitty, with the exception of like the four main characters Sorry there’s not to much of a review here, the movie is just too unoriginal Watch it if ya like killer snakes, or just stupid creature features in general




Gore:
Some gory dead sheep, a ripped up arm,
A cool crushed head, and a decapitation.
Not enough, but it could be worse.


T&A:
None, what did ya
Suspect? A porno??



Bodycount: 20


Overall Rating: 3/5



Reviewed By: Ian Berling