Shapeshifter

Characters:


Jenny: Our main character, an EX marine who works as a jail guard and the occasional Russian Mafia Killer.....


Marco: A guy who is part of the Russian Mafia, the shapeshifter is out to get him Shapeshifter sticks his hand through him.

Tyrese: A dude who’s in jail and is annoying as hell. Too bad he didn’t die...

Jimmy: The only white - American guy in jail haha! Gets iron poles through his stomach

Mohammed: A Muslim dude who is stabbed to death by Marco.


Lennard: A big strong, scary lookin’ dude who is real fuckin’ stupid, quite literally has no balls, and has his head crushed by Shapeshifter.

Volku: A guy who is killed by our lovely Shapeshifter...


Eddie: A rather bad actor.....I mean cop.... yeah, cop.... who gets his throat bitten open then is eaten by the Shapeshifter !


The Shapeshifter: Yup, a big hairy demon thing who likes to run around helping the Russian Mafia! Killed in a gas chamber!







Plot:
Umm, well you see, this old Prison is closing and the few remaining people there are now under attack by a big hairy, beastly creature/demon thing that was sent by the Russian Mafia to break one of there fellow Russian’s out Alright, y’all done laughing yet??



Review:
Well not to much to say here, this is simply put a slightly less than average killer monster movie but with some added gore to help make things easier to swallow. Which means that there is alotta gore in here as the Shapeshifter eats everything it can touch The gore is cool to look at for the most part, mostly alotta intestines and blood splatter, the creature would look awesome...... if the f*cking horns on its head would stop f*cking wiggling like it was made out of rubber...wink wink.

The directing is probably one of the only good things about this movie, because it really makes the movie’s budget look a lot higher than it was! The acting is for the most part, laughably bad and awkward, with all the actors doing so bad you just really want them to die.

There really isn’t all to much left to say about this movie, it’s a below average monster movie with gore and really bad rap....... so if you like Scifi Channel originals it might be worth the rent.





Gore:
a guy torn in half, a bit open throat, some guts, a dude ripped in half, a iron pole through one’s stomach, a crushed head, and a lot of blood splatter.

Bodycount: 11

Rating: 2/5





Reviewed by: Ian Berling