Carnation Killer
Characters:
Julie: The Main Character, pretty fucking stupid haha, likes to call everything corny.... tries to steal 40,000.000$ with her boyfriend, Strangled.
Michael Graves: Thus business dude who losese his money
The Killer:uhhhhhhh yeah read the fucking name
Peter: An accountant, who tries to steal alotta money with his girlfriend, head crushed with a suitcase
Yup only four main characters
Plot:
Uhhhh...... well this dude likes to strangle women was recently caught, but escapes in a car accident and ends up terrorizing a young woman and her boyfriend and accidentally foils there plan to become rich by stealing stuff.... Yup, thats about the whole “Movie” for ya
Review:
Wow, this was one stupid movie I mean I guess there’s a reason for why no one has ever heard of it Hell it really does not even feel like a horror movie More like a old, British version of CSI except more boring, and NO violence or good actors.... or directing for that matter Aww shit I’m not even going into the directing, I mean the movie would not be half as bad if the director wouldn’t use lots of cheap pannings and zooming and all that wierdness I mean this makes Ulli Lommell look like a capable director And thats stretching it And We got the fact that the fucking plot is more like a “slightly” violent version of Scooby Doo I could see Shaggy going “we caught him Aww shit he killed Velma ” haha Yes I was picturing that in my mind during this shit flick Damn is there anything good about it? Well there is the fact that....oh wait that was a daydream... absolutly nothing mildly entertaining about it This movie is no worth the month o’ your time that you will probabaly spend trying to find this waste of time But if ya dp get the chance to watch it, you might as well just say I’ve seen a rare movie
Gore:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...nothing at all
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T&A:
Nothing, I told you this move has absolutely
Nothing going for it
Bodycount: 5.....yup it really is that pathetic
Overall: 0.5/5
Only worth watching just to say you did
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