Dark Fields

Dark Fields

Characters:

Taylor: Grr Our main character, not much else to say, seems pretty skanky though....

Andrew: Everyone seems to hate this kid, they blame everything on him, and well yeah, they just hate his ass, and he just seems to disappear after about 20 minutes into the movie....

Josh: A annoying asshole and a jock. Has sex with Taylor before getting stabbed with something. He is a asshole just so ya know...

Justine: SLUT Heh, now thats that is done with this whiney bitch pretty much whines and tries to have sex with nearly everyone on the set (It is a farm and that includes the horses). Ahh Die please

Zack: Probably one of the stupidest people ever to be in a movie Sticks his hand in sharp farm machinery and dares people to turn it on, and when the killer finally does, instead of getting his had out of there he sticks it farther in, fucking dumbass to the extreme

The Killer: Ugh, that sucked, he kills a total of like 4 people, and fucking half of that is off screen, with the other TWO yes there were two on screen killings, not including the killers pansy assed death, who is killed by a fucking staple gun ?






Plot:
Aww, shit Fuck you I don’t wanna You can’t make me asshole Actually its got a bunch of fucking annoying assholes running around screaming a whining for about a hour and a half, pretty fucking bad actually......












Review:
Finally A movie so amazingly horrible and stupid that I can seriously take some anger out on Now this piece of shit called “film work” is one of the absolute worst things to ever cross my eyes This “movie” makes such shits such as Santa Claws and Grim Reaper look amazing I have never seen a movie before where I’ve hated every single character. They are all annoying, whiney, bitchy “highschoolers” who you really want to die Speaking of dying, the kills are so fucking pathetic that it’s funny And damn there were tons of plot holes I mean they all just seemed to forget about Andrew as soon as they go looking for him and end up having sex (off-screen of course) and there are some horrible errors with the movie I mean there are multiple scenes where you can see the camera mans reflection in car doors and stuff, you get to not only see the mic but the hands of the guy who was holding it And I caught ALL of the actors staring straight at the camera All the on-screen kills are very badly done, and the script, I’ve never known a serious person to say “Gee Willies” I mean they are literally insulting my intelligence, which I am starting to judge, how the hell could I buy this trash movie? Ahh I’m so angry right now, I guess the artwork/cover of the film was the only good thing about it What the hell??

Then the directing The inept director is fucking stupid as hell Never once uses a actual good angel for his camera, besides the fact that I could very well find a better camera for 20$ at Salvation Army The acting is just as abysmal With all of the actors badly delivering there lines and just pissing me off I refuse to say anything else about this waste of money ( I spent 20$ on this shit ) Just stay the fuck away



Gore:
I fucking wish



T&A:
Haha Nope








Bodycount:
5
(Yes only five assholes dies)


Final Rating: 0/5
(Almost went into the negatives)


Reviewed By: Ian Berling