Dracula 3000

Dracula 3000

Characters:

Abraham Van Helsing: Yeah, the main character, NOT Haha Annoying wannabe army guy and the captain, stabbed with a broken pool stick after becoming a vampire.

Arthur “The Professor” Holmwood: a smart dude, and a cripple, gets annoying and Emo towards the end, stabbed to death with a crucifix

Mina Murray: A collage student, and intern on the flight team, we never find out what happened to her, never became a vampire, but was attacked and apparently killed by Coolio the vampire.

Reginald “Humvee” Parker: Yeah, a big strong, angry and racist black guy, seems to be pretty stupid as well.... Blown up when the ship explodes.....

Fransisco “187 Brett: Stoner Stoner, stoner, stoner and its Coolio Weird man, used to be really smart, until he found pot.... manages to wake up evil vampires on a space ship Impaled through the stomach with a pool stick.



Aurora Ash: Bitch She should really learn when to shut the hell up Apparently vampires are attracted to her... kinda turns out to be a robot, and blows up also....

Dracula: Yeah, only in like 3 minutes of the movie strangely enough, Blown up by the sun....







Summary:
Yes, it has come true Dracula in space I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment (Yes, I am a sarcastic asshole). Anyways, a group of space salvagers find a abandoned space ship slowly drifting towards earth. And it turns out this ship is owned by Dracula While the crew is slowly being killed off or turned into a vampire themselves, they also have to find a way to kill him off for good













Review:
Well, what can I say? Dracula in space?? It sounded to good to be true, and It was Dracula is a rather unneeded addition to the alreadly suffering Vampire sub-genre. Hell, the only good thing about it was the fact that I was never bored during the movie. Now this movie must have some screwed up vampires, I mean they have to have a wooden stake driven through the heart right? Well, if so these guys got some weird ass hearts, I mean, take the captain’s death for example, he was stabbed in the back with a wooden pool stick Now normally this wouldn’t be such a problem, but he was stabbed in the waistline area Not near the chest, but the waist Yeah Not to much more to say about this waste of a budget....but....

The directing is pretty amateurish and unflattering to the extreme, and the amazingly cheesy and fake effects used for the space ship is horrible as well. As for the acting, Casper Van Dien is as usual hamming it up on the screen, and Coolio was just abysmal man Anyways as I have already stated, there is no need to have to watch this movie unless you’re either a die hard Vampire fan or a Coolio fan (anyone?).





Gore:
A impalement, some stabbings, a arm cut off, and some blood splatter...






Bodycount: 8




T&A:
Nothing here...


Final Rating: 1.5/5



Reviewed By:Ian Berling