Saturday, March 1, 2008

FInal Curtain

Final Curtain

Characters:

Jennifer: The main character, one of the helpers for the play, had a one night stand with Jim, dies when the theater suffers spontaneous combustion

Lawrence: A hobo who lives in the theater, killed by Barry. Played by the director by the way.

Barry: The “main” killer, a weird bald dude, seems nice enough, but murders people whit his weird daughter, killed when the building explodes.

Sanford Ash: The director of the play, had an affair with Jennifer, stabbed to death.

Jim: A actor who seems to be having an affair with about 5 different people, stabbed in the throat with a screwdriver.

Natasha: An experienced actress, had a thing for Sam, killed by a falling light.

Heidi: A young happy woman new to showbiz, but showbiz is not nice to her and she ends up getting her wrists slashed open, but wait, she’s actually not dead but the killer, really dies when the theater explodes... it randomly goes BOOM






Plot:
A troupe of actors are cast in a play that's rumored to be cursed, only to get picked off one by one, is it the curse or are their physco peoples among them?










Review:
Yep, just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, this atrocity shows up, and it’s horrible This film and all of it’s copies should be cast into the abyss for the Black Dragon to claim waste upon (Dissection fans will thank me for that). Anyways there is nothing good about this film, it sucks to put it simply There is no gore, the acting is horrible, the script...well I don’t really think there was a script to this so no comment there, the directing is.. Well better than anything else in this film and it’s still only mediocre The budget for this...”film” was a mere 6,000$ so I guess it actually could’ve turned out MUCH worse that it did, I’ll warn you now, this will not be a very long review, mainly due more towards the fact that it was only an hour long more than the fact that it sucks.

There really is not to say about this film...


Bodycount:9

Gore: Just some cheap blood, it sucked...

T&A: No

Final Rating: 1/5






Reviewed By: Ian Berling

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