House Of Carnage

House Of Carnage

Characters:

Kelly: The closest thing to a main character we get, gets kidnaped beaten and raped, and the poor chick is brained by her shrink

John Powell: A reporter on the case of murders, not much more to say about this bland character.

The Shrink: Kelly’s shrink, who is a part of the cult, kills Kelly with a hammer....

The Reporter: A young girl who is doing a report for her local news station, beaten to death with a hammer.

The Killers: Three retards, a skinhead and a shrink who kidnap, murder, torture and rape girls, the tards suffer a missing hand and a head crushed, the skinhead is run over, and the shrink roams freely with the two remaining retards (yes the one without the hand survived).




Plot:
This will be short, umm, a cult of people kidnap, murder, torture and rape innocent women, until one decides to fights back... yeah thats pretty much it....








Review:
Hahahaha
Wow, what a pathetic movie It alone managed to have no plot, horrible acting, a horrible script, and just about everything else sucked, but unusually enough, it’s one of the few movies with that budget that can manage to make a watchable film, sure not a actual “good” film but it’s watchable for sure I mean it has some good gore, a few unusual plot twists(notice I didn’t say good plot twists), and a fair amount of nudity and Satanism spewed throughout.

This is really going to be a short review, but then again look at the movie I’m reviewing, it’s the no budget sequel to the equally mediocre film Day Of The Ax (2004), the directing is nothing special and the camera angles bugged me on occasion, and I hated the annoying cheap filter they added to the film to make it look like the film had been damaged ( I mean physically damaged), the “acting” is for the most part horrible, except for a few believable scenes from our main actress Sybl something... I forgot her last name, damn. Oh well, if you enjoyed the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and don’t mind seeing a blatant rip-off with an even lower budget and a worse director, check it out, although many people have seen to hate this film a lot more than I do








Gore:
A couple of fingers chopped off, a severed head, a hand chopped off, a severed foot, some fake stabbings, and not a lot more.





T&A:
Some quick tit flashes in the beginning, but not a lot.



Bodycount:
13


Final Rating:
2/5


Reviewed By: Ian Berling