Reality Kills

Reality Kills

Characters:

Charolette: The main character, kinda stupid, kinda white trash, shot by The Crash

Steve A.K.A.“The Crash”: This annoying white trash dude, that says some fun stuff, is racist, but survives...

Serendipity: A rather stupid whore-ish woman who shoots Gar. Shot in the throat with an electric dart

Gar: A gay Emo dude, turns out to not be gay but is shot by Serendipity

Brock: The Producer of the show He’s into some weird bondage shit Gets his head crushed with a T.V.

Isabel: A Spanish lady who works on a reality T.V. show, survives

Mei-Ling: A Chinese woman who is part o’ the reality show. Killed with electric darts.


Bogey: The caretaker of the place where the show takes place What? ? He survives??




Plot:
Well....... alright, you see there’s this rather boring reality T.V. show called umm, wait a second There was no name for the show Weird... Well anyways seven different people have to stay in the same house for three months, and one of them turns out to be a killer Who Can Stop The Killer? Who Will Survive? Why did I watch this?














Review:
Well what a waste of fucking money This is a horribly boring bloodless “slasher” movie with very little going for it. Lets start out with the positives, well the acting isn’t horrible and it is a newish twist to the “slasher” genre and that’s about it....

Now, on to the negatives, damn, well it dos’nt even feel like a horror movie do to the fact that there is no gore and all the killings are done with a fucking electrical dart gun Everyone of these characters are easily hated and white trash pieces of shit The directing is pretty stupid and rather felt like a wanna be home movie. The acting is pretty bad as well as good, with there being only one actual professional actor, the rest seemed high for most of the movie It is incredible stupid and boring and the actors looked very uncomfortable with the parts they were given.

I would never recommend this unless you run out of sleeping pills and need a substitute. This is a waste of time and money, so do your selves a favor and burn any copy of this film now







Gore:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.........



Bodycount:7

Rating: 1/5


Reviewed By: Ian Berling