Safty In Numbers

Safety In Numbers

Characters:

Jennifer: Our main character,

Nigel: A whiney rich little bastard, and very paranoid, gets caught in a trap and dies.

Lisa: A pregnant Asian woman, goes out looking to find her boyfriend and gets brained on a rock.

Matt: Lisa’s boyfriend, seems to honestly care more about his surf board then anything else. Hit in the head with something, he died from whatever it was.

Joe: I thought this here dud was a gonna live, he suffered the most, falls off a cliff, impales his leg on a spear, and is killed with a arrow while trying to lure the killer into a trap.

Carol: Has a thing for Nigel for some weird ass reason, she looks and acts like Aussie white trash Killed offscreen.

Wesley: The killer, this man went from a grade A pussy to like a fuckin’ NAVY Seal, and I guess it was for the better, all he did was kill some god awfully annoying people.






Plot:
Six past contestants of a reality show along the lines of Survivor are brought back to the island they competed on for a reunion party. But everything goes wrong when they show up to find the island deserted and lose their boat. They soon start to realize that there is an uninvited guest, a guest an axe to grind with murder on the mind














Review:
Now, I’ve read a ton of horrible reviews and one, yes ONE semi-positive review for the Australian slasher flick and I’m afraid to say that I agree with the negative reviews a lot more than anything else You see this film probably would’ve been Pg-13 if not for the swearing in it, and thats a huge problem, I mean hell, we don’t watch these movies for the original plot and the awesome acting, no we want to see gore, well this really just doesn’t deliver with well anything. I mean the acting is horrible from almost all of the actors with the exception of Jessica Napier, who plays Jennifer, damn the last movie I saw her in was Cut Ahh well, the weirdest thing about this movie and what’s probably the most shocking is that it looked very good technically, I mean the movie was shot in like Cinemascope and the directing is delightful and easy on the eyes Really there is not a lot to say about this movie, it is a plot hole ridden carcass of a film where not only are the plot holes very well noticeable but overly stupid ( I guess you could say “like all plot holes”). But I’m finding it harder and harder to give longer reviews to movies. Why? Because they are so fucking predictable and unoriginal Well, I’m going to wrap up this here review seeing as I’ve already gone through everything worth it. I guess I could recommend this to hardcore slasher fans and if your Australian then it’s like your duty to your island....ermm.... country to watch this, but otherwise count yourselves lucky and skip it





Gore:
A stick through ones leg, a non gory arrow in the stomach, a goreless severed arm and well, thats about it, not a lot at all.




T&A:
Nope.



Bodycount:10


Final Rating: 2/5 (only got that high for the directing)





Reviewed By: Ian Berling