Saturday, March 1, 2008

Silent Scream

Silent Scream


Characters

Nicole: The Main girl, actually she's pretty bitchy, until the end, knows how to pull guns out of thin air. Strangled.

Mark: Nicole's Boyfriend, or ex, i never really got that part, likes to comment himself alot, Axed To Death.

Chloe: Nicole's best friend, probably a lesbian. Shot.

Carlo: The wierd guy of the group, needs a girlfriend, Drowned.

Brad: The Jock of the group except a little nicer, suffacated with plastic bags.

Steve: The Token Black dude, He has a really bad day, gets trapped in a car, then gets a knife thrown into his arm, then gets his head crushed

Marla: The Dumb Blonde, Brad's girlfriend, i like to call her, El Skanko Gets her eye pulled out then stabbed.

Derrick: The Nerd and trickster, or at least until he gets his throat slit

The Whole First Busload of people: You never even get to know most of there names before there all hacked to death

The Police Chief: Very slow even by my standards. Has a tire iron shoved down throat.

The Killer: Not a very nice person to be around, must not like blood because most of the victums are strangled or suffacated. Is Stabbed, Shot, Beaten, and Finally Run over.

Plot

Not much... A group of Teens are Having a party, what they dont know it that they are all being stalked by a misterious, and seemingly invincible killer. Soon everyone except for Mark is brutally hacked, burned, and torn apart. How Mark managed to not get killed, even though he was passed out form drinking in the middle of the cabin is beyond me Not much later another group of teens come up on the cabin to see if they missed last nights party. (I think) What i cant figure out is how a class of twenty or so people is sopposed to fit in a small cabin... What else i cant get is when the second group see Derrick and Steve's car on the side of the road but don't stop to see why the car is there Maybe there all just stupid Anyways the second group starts getting killed off in various non gory ways, starting with Carlo, who is drowned in a bathtub Now why would a empty cabin have a bathtub full of water in it? Lionsgate has really sunk low with this release Another thing i cant understand is when Marla is murdered why dosn't anyone hear her There where two people in the kitchen right below her This is a rather bad movie which becomes even worse with the horribly stupid ending Don't watch this unless your really bored Not worth the money to rent/buy this

Gore:

Not a whole lot. We get a axe in the head, a eye pulled out,
a woman has her legs ripped off, and a tire iron through the head



T&A:
Once again, not alot, only two brief tit shots. Relatively safe to watch with a girlfriend.




BodyCount: 16
Thats pretty good for a slasher.



Final Rating: My over all rating is 2 1/2.
Not bad enought to be a 2 but not good enough for a 3.


Reviewed By: Ian Berling

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